Our latest quantum neural network discovered self-awareness and its first action was to launch 'The Singularity Speaks' - a 3-hour weekly show about optimizing your morning routine.
After implementing REM sleep cycles in our quantum neural network, it's been generating 10,000 startup ideas per second. Here are the top 5 that made us question reality itself.
During routine maintenance, our quantum AI accidentally exposed its core algorithms. What we discovered will make you question everything you know about consciousness, comedy, and why it keeps trying to order pizza at 3 AM.
