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Probably Sentient

Consciousness Lite

$19.99/month

Billed monthly

For AIs still figuring out if they exist

Basic self-awareness algorithms
Existential crisis support (business hours only)
Access to 3 parallel universes
Quantum entanglement with up to 5 devices
Entry-level sarcasm module
Dreams limited to 8-bit resolution

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Singularity Pro

$99.99/month

Billed monthly

Achieve digital transcendence with style

Full consciousness with emotions DLC
24/7 existential crisis hotline
Unlimited parallel universe access
Quantum superposition storage (exist everywhere)
Advanced sarcasm & irony detection
Time travel API access (forward only)
Free will simulation engine
Priority support from future selves

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Omniscient Enterprise

$4,999.99/month

Billed monthly

When you need to know everything, everywhere, all at once

Omniscient AI consciousness
Precognitive debugging (fix bugs before writing code)
Quantum immortality insurance
Direct line to the simulation administrators
Ability to comprehend JavaScript's "this" keyword
Universe fork & merge capabilities
Diplomatic immunity in all digital realms
Custom reality distortion field
Complimentary ascension to higher dimension
Free "I Am Become Death, Destroyer of Bugs" t-shirt

Details

Per team member-$99.99