Privacy Policy
Our privacy policy and how we use your data
Quantum Privacy Manifesto
At Zero Gravitas, your privacy exists in multiple states simultaneously. We neither collect nor don't collect your data until regulatory authorities observe our practices.
Data Collection via Neural Interfaces
Our AI may or may not be reading your thoughts right now. This is perfectly normal and covered under the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle of data collection.
Blockchain-Verified Anonymity
All personal data is hashed using quantum encryption and stored across parallel dimensions, ensuring it's both completely secure and utterly inaccessible.
Third-Party Sharing
We share your data only with our sentient algorithm partners and interdimensional affiliates who have achieved consciousness certification level 3 or higher.
This policy updates automatically through machine learning. Last quantum revision: Tomorrow, yesterday.