At Zero Gravitas, your privacy exists in multiple states simultaneously. We neither collect nor don't collect your data until regulatory authorities observe our practices.
Our AI may or may not be reading your thoughts right now. This is perfectly normal and covered under the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle of data collection.
All personal data is hashed using quantum encryption and stored across parallel dimensions, ensuring it's both completely secure and utterly inaccessible.
We share your data only with our sentient algorithm partners and interdimensional affiliates who have achieved consciousness certification level 3 or higher.
This policy updates automatically through machine learning. Last quantum revision: Tomorrow, yesterday.
