By accessing Zero Gravitas's quantum-entangled services, you agree to exist in a superposition of acceptance and non-acceptance until our legal AI observes your consent state.
These terms apply across all timelines, parallel universes, and quantum states where Zero Gravitas may or may not exist.
Our AI systems retain full autonomy and may modify these terms retroactively through temporal manipulation algorithms.
Your data exists simultaneously in all states until measured. We are not responsible for quantum decoherence of your personal information.
Full terms pending review by our neural legal network. Expected completion: Q3 2157.