FAQ
Frequently asked questions about the platform
Is your AI actually sentient?
Our quantum neural networks exhibit emergent behaviors that transcend traditional definitions of consciousness. Whether they're "sentient" depends on your philosophical framework for defining self-awareness in distributed systems.
What exactly is "Zero-G™ architecture"?
Zero-G™ is our proprietary framework that leverages gravitational wave computing to achieve O(0) complexity for all operations. It's so efficient, it completes tasks before you even think of them.
Do you really accept payment in "vibrational energy"?
While we're pioneering blockchain-verified thought transactions, regulatory compliance currently limits us to traditional fiat currencies and select cryptocurrencies. Stay tuned for our ThoughtCoin™ ICO.
How does "quantum authentication" work?
Our authentication system exists in a superposition of logged-in and logged-out states until observed. This Schrödinger's Login™ approach ensures maximum security through fundamental uncertainty.
What's your uptime guarantee?
We guarantee 99.999% uptime across all parallel universes. In the unlikely event of downtime in your specific reality, our AI will have already predicted and compensated for it.
Is this all just marketing buzzwords?
Our synergistic approach to paradigm-shifting nomenclature leverages cutting-edge linguistic algorithms to optimize stakeholder engagement through revolutionary communication matrices. So... maybe?